Saturday, January 17, 2009

Ziggy v. Herman x 2 On Saturday!

Man, rough night in the NBA. The only UFL teams not active were the Celtics (Conatus) and the Nuggets, A la Matt, who play the Magic next and are going to get their asses handed. The others were 3-5. Quite rough considering we should just have the ten best teams in the league represented. Even though Herman, Ben, Bussman, Brian and, notable, Ziggy, all lost, the worst loss of the night belongs to Dan "I'm So Smart" Scallet. Dan dropped the Jazz (who won tonight) for the Hawks. The Hawks lost to the WORST team in basketball, the Golden State Warriors. A team so bad, even Oakland won't let them say they actually play there. Good move Dan! Win the next 2 and you are +2 points! (Assuming the Jazz don't win tomorrow night.)

College Basketball:

No one had Yale? You, sirs, have the boorish manners of a Hasty Podding lad!

NHL
Myself, Campbell (or "me" depending on Campbell's performance), and Patrick all won this evening.

Standings:
1. Conatus (14)
1. Otis(14)
1. B&G(14)
2. E.H. Schnuck (12)
2. BenBounce (12)
2. Da Zone Lives (12)
3. Born Again (10)
3. Pineapple (10)
3. Team A (10)
4. Sorry-ass Herman's team (6)

TOMORROW:

NHL
Ziggy's Red Wings v. Herman's Sharks
Brian's Bruins v. Bussman's Capitals (eve of Inauguration(-)2= an omen?)
Dan's Flames v. the Coyotes who ate his baby
Ben roots for his Blackhawks v. Blues
Filthy job stealing Canadiens owned by Matt v. Filthy canadien Senators
Patrick's Devils v. Islanders (Lock)
Mark's Flyers get some well deserved rest after a good win in overtime this evening.

NBA--2 Head-to-head UFL match-ups

NO (Ziggy) vs. Piston (Herman)
Magic (Campbell) v. Nuggets (Bosac)
Spurs (Brian) v. a team that beat Patrick's team (Bulls)
Celtics (Conatus) are going to commit some war crimes vs. the pitiful denizens of NJ

COLLEGE BASKETBALL


Georgetown (Campbell) vs. Duke (Ziggy)
Miami of Ohio (Matt) v. Kent State (Ben, even though Ben doesn't control it, but he is the only person I've ever met that went there...unless Neil Young counts...)
No. Iowa v. Drake (Brian)...That one has to kind of pull at the heart strings, doesn't it Clarice...when the private school that shunned your "kin" battles the public school that grand ma'ma wouldn't "cotton to"...not so easy as Iowa St. vs. Creighton, is it Clarice?

By the way Brian: $25 on the Iowa State v. Missouri game tomorrow?

Butler (Herman) vs. Ill. Chicago
Oklahoma (me) vs. Texas A&M...very nervous about this one...A&M is tough.
Davidson (Ziggy) vs. Georgia So. (His whole fucking team is playing today!)
Wake (Dan) v. Clemson
Arizona St. v. UCLA (Brian)
Illinois v. Mich. St. (Ben)
Pitt (Matt) v. Louisville (someone should pick them up...I am chicken, but Bussman, Patrick or Ben should pick up Louisville because they are awesome and will make the Semi-finals of the NCAA tourney...actually since they are in the Big East and are going to beat Matt's team tomorrow, he should probably pick them up right now.)

HOT CATS 11-6 v. USC 11-5 in case anyone wants to drop their title contender for a piece of non-silver shit!

UAB at Memphis (B&G)
San Francisco at Gonzaga (Campbell) [Gonzaga will win by about 27. I would bet money on that line.]
Pepperdine at St. Mary's (Bussman) [Give the cock stroker credit here...very late round pick-up that entered the top-25 after he drafted her.]
Miami at UNC (Herman)...you know...things go JUST right tomorrow, and Herman could be in first place.
Boise St. at Utah St. (Ben)





God bless each of you, and [g]od bless the UFL.

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