I have shouted towards the heavens
till blood stains my larynx.
I have written and re-written and
re-re-written
instructions till my fingers do callous.
Alas,
the Bunny Vulture understands not.
Is it that this wretched crime against god's creation
has no eyes with which to read?
No.
For it seems to type in Crayola,
and, therefore, must at least
see a little as it circles the
Sea of Reason.
Circling, circling, circling,
but never landing upon the
Sea of Reason.
Never even a quick dip in the temperate currents of Reason.
Oh, how this makes the ideas of the Bunny Vulture
stink with the rot of gangrenous false premises and
swollen, puss-filled baubles of ignorance that
upon bursting
drown some of the fleas that gnaw upon the mange infested undead carcass of the
Bunny Vulture
providing him a moment of solace
to collect his meager
thoughts
and scribble a few more of his Crayola notions.
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That was a pretty good read Lyons but the Fantasy Football post about being in the Dwella will never be beat.
ReplyDeleteCampbell not sure about the rest of your team but I do know with Brick House Glaus on the DL for 12 weeks (which in Cards doctors / Ownership terms really means 3-4 years) it might be time to pick up a new BB sqaud.
In the first week and a half Patty has made more meaning signings than the Fred Turds (not a good sign) At least the Blues are good this year
This Glaus injury could actually be a blessing. We finally get a chance to see what David Friese (what we got back for Edmonds) can do. I like Glaus, but it's not the end of the world. We need to put this # 8 Farm rating to the test.
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