I thought I might share a couple nice chants with you that I found on line at work. Is this actually what they say? It always sounds so nice on the TV. See below:
Who's that team they call the Arsenal?Who's that team we all adore?They're the boys in red and white,And where fucking dynomite,'Cos Georgy Grahams mother is aWhooore,Yeah she's a whore, yeah shes aWhooore
My old man...My old man said be a Tottenham fanBut I said fuck off bollocks, you're a cunt, you're a cuntWe'll follow the Arsenal over land and seaWe'll follow the Arsenal unto victory
Drink, Drink....Drink, drink, wherever you may be,We are the drunk and disorderly,But we don't give a shit, and we don't give a fuck,Coz we came home with the Cup Winners' Cup!"
Campbell couldn't even write them this well.
On a side note. My Roomate will not be renewing his portion of the lease on the house so I'll have an open spot starting March 1st. If any of you have an interest in a nice house in Maplewood with a big deck, Washer, Dryer, etc. Let me know. If not, I'm off to an apartment.
Hull City goes down today. On Arsenal!
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Fucking Hawks (Atlanta, not Ben) are cut. I'll take Portland in my 2nd move of the week.
ReplyDeletenice work bean, those make even the most hardened man weep.
ReplyDeleteas far as the paddy vs. zig poll i think im going with bosac options: the double DQ!
i hate hermann more than anything else in this world. and he sucks at most stuff including ufl and life.
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ReplyDeleteIn other news: Today's soccer games are NOT UEFA Cahmpion's LEague game...these are English premier league games...you should enjoy them anyway. I swear everyone in this league will eventually understand the difference.
yeah ben. i like arsenal, too.
ReplyDeleteas for the king, well, i did ask this league, but perhaps i had a different idea. i was expecting a more casual approach where the final results and the major events were the only things that mattered. everybody knows, for example, that regular season nba and nhl games don:t mean a thing...frankly, this league is geared towards the computer sports dorks, a la you, wiggly, bosac, etc and i just don:t pay enough attention enough to too many of these sports.
now i know you:ll have a retort, but basically my beef is with the rules and the fact that i missed the best part (the draft) and have zero affiliation for my team sea conatus, or your second team, and don:t even like it. i mean i hate panama for their migrations procedures, chelsea out of principle (although i respect didier for his intangibles), geoff ogilvy for how he spells his name, the ny rangers, and i don:t know who else is even on my team...
i do appreciate the shit talking so if you as the center of the universe decide to strip me of the cumbersome sea conatus, i ask politely that you let me stay on as a sort of bunny vulture, someone who can perhaps third partily settle disputes and pick on the poor and weary.
as for you having two teams, it smells fishy to me. however, i:m not paying unless you set a real good trap and promise to do nothing with the gargantuan and mysterious sea conatus (what about just letting her lie and if she wins, all money goes into the pot for next one?), promising only a happy epoch as the soaring fuzzy wonder, the bunny vulture
Fuck, I don't know what is worse losing to Patty's drop squad thus breaking my magical undefeated UFl season or watching more than 2 quaters of a regular season NBA game on TV. Wow that shit is boring. Revenge will be had at the Rumble Patty, best believe that.
ReplyDeleteHerman x 2 your going down
Campbell: You keep your team. Just get in here and mix it up now and then. Also, I tried to draft as if I were you. Notice that you have the cardinals? Don't worry about the money for now, I'll definitely find a way to trick it out of you. In the mean time take a look at your roster here http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pMOSHgQUUdr_CuwUtCRDHbw&gid=0 and think if there is a team you would rather root for.
ReplyDeleteGAYBAR! I have to wait til July for qualifying. Whooore! Campbell, you can go halves on my squad. Between the two of us we should be able to keep track of most of this crap.
ReplyDeleteFebruary 24th. That is the next day with games (lots of games). http://soccernet.espn.go.com/section?id=uefachampionsleague&cc=5901
ReplyDeleteGod, I am terrible picking up NBA teams for a game or 2.
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