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Friday, January 9, 2009

Dan Arrives, new "sport" added

Dan should be joining us shortly and I have added him to the spreadsheets along with Bosac. the title to this article is also a link to the sheets. If anyone knows how to add a permalink to a blogger page, please share this wisdon with me (Brian?)

Dan suggested adding DAAA ZOOONNNEEE as a scoring unit and I have obliged. 5 points for a win, 10 for making the playoffs, 10 for advancing and 25 for a championship.

Power-rankings for 2009 Da Zone Pre-season:

12. Johnson Heater (Perrenial loser. The kiss of death for any Acl/Mcl/Whatthehell.)
11. Founder (Can any of you imagine Herman without a hang-dog expression in Week 14?)
10. Glory Holes (Incompetance and a total lack of male genitalia continue to take their toll in '09
09. Donkey Punches (The sun has, for too long, shone on this dog's ass.)
08. Fancy Lads (But if Dan drafts the Lads in UFL, watch out!)
07. Scissor Gang Mafia (Let the bitching begin!)
06. Hyphey (Winning Al...there now the two words have appeared next to each other.)
05. Dog (assuming not purged, is always a threat.)
04. Holdout (Strong finish to the season. Momentum counts for nothing in Fantasy,but so what?)
03. Bisquicks and A-1 (I'm still sick of the phrase "big money league".)
02. Born Again Gangsters (Unemployment will only make Bosac more dangerous.)
01. Conatus (this is the year it all comes together.)

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